Reagan was climbing all over her brother, who was lying on the couch.
Colby: "Get OFF ME!"
Reagan: "No! Mom said I could!"
Colby: "Mom did not say you could bug me!"
Reagan: "Yes she did. She said I couldn't bug you when you were doing homework, which means I CAN bug you when you're not doing homework. And you're not doing homework."
((sigh))
It's like living with the paparazzi, how my words are twisted and taken out of context.