Reagan, on the way to church, was distraught.
Reagan: "Mom, church is so BORING to me!"
Mom: "Reagan, church is not boring...."
Reagan: "Yes it is! It's SO BORING to me!"
Mom: "Well, if you understood what you were doing at church, I don't think you'd find it boring...."
Reagan: "Yes I would."
Mom: "Reagan, you're visiting Jesus! You're worshipping Jesus with all the angels in Heaven during church! Maybe you could look around the church, and find all the angels who are singing to Jesus with you when you're at church today!"
Reagan: "PHHHHHHBBBBT. Still boring."
The girl did an actual full raspberry, spit-spraying and everything. Holiness is a journey, my friends.
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