A New Daddy Word

My mom is visiting right now, which means she has been on a cleaning frenzy. Which I thoroughly appreciate, even if I'm a tad embarassed at the level of effort she puts into making my house "suitable". Regardless - the woman spent ALOT of time making the toilet in my bathroom sparkling. Like... just out of the box sparkling. Using some kind of pumice stone to remove the baked-on crud that hard water and life with disgusting boys seems to deposit. The toilet was beautiful. Which is why Rob was SO upset when a miscellaneous 9 year old male child used the toilet, and somehow managed to smear poop all over the seat. ALL over the seat. Totally puke-inducing gross. The audacity of such a thing on this newly beautiful toilet was jarring, to say the least. So we'll all forgive Rob for getting much more upset at the mess than he would have, had the toilet been in it's normal "barely-hygenic" state. Rob (Obviously hot): "OK. WHO SMEARED SHIT ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT???" The boys were upstairs. His tirade was heard by only the women in the house. And it was only REAGAN who responded, in her innocent, 5-year old, chirpy voice. Reagan: "What shit, Dad?" And then she proceeded to run into the bathroom to see the crime scene for herself. Reagan: "Is that the shit, Daddy? Who's shit is that? Someone needs to clean that shit up. That's a mess." She was so sweet when she said it, so clueless of what she was saying, that we had a really hard time keeping a straight face. Reagan: "WHAT??? Why are you all staring at me?!!!" Ignore, ignore, ignore... because if we laugh, she'll be saying it all.the.time. I mean, the girl doesn't even say the word "stupid" because she thinks it's a swear word. ((sigh)).