Reagan: "Mom, when I grow up I want my own state."
Mom: "Your own state? What do you mean?"
Reagan: "My own state. Like Michigan."
Mom: "Uhhhhhh, I don't know about that."
Reagan: "I want to be President!"
Mom: "OH, that's what you're trying to say. I get it."
That's a new one. Normally she says she wants to grow up to be an architect or an artist.
Mom: "Well, if you study and work hard, maybe you can grow up to be President...."
Reagan (interrupting me): "of CHINA!"
Oh. Well. Maybe not. Never mind.
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